Originally I was going to do something completely different with this track but decided to rework one of my older songs for some fun singing a bit lower than my comfort zone.

Here’s the words, its a song about instant fame and its superficial ego and prestige

Shiny Black Car 2

I started hangn out at dancehalls
lookn like I meatball
poloshirt like pinball
colored with some paintball
beatn chest like king kong
itchn for some sing-song
nothn else to do wrong
somethin doin
won’t be long

Shiny black car
a pimped up black and chrome
dumb ass kickn avatar
in my shiny shiny
shiny black car
I’ll roll to Kodak with ease
diamonds flashing on red carpet please

if i turned into a rapper
it wouldn’t be that long
before I got myself a label
and a Grammy kickarse song
a Gucci gold leaf table
in some penthouse cant be wrong
I think I’ll rob the cradle
I’m so glad you came along

in my shiny shiny shiny black car
hey bro
don’t lean on the paintwork
or my possie will show you some facework
on my shiny shiny shiny black car
black tinted windows up
hey life is tough
playing up the superstar

my mouth is flow’n like a sewer
cuttn tracks now filled with ease
my pants are getting lower
like I have some bad disease
I grab my balls when flow’n
gotta do what I please
Who needs that Gucci Federucci
supermodel on her knees?
I got a wallet full of trees

and my shiny black car
red carpet please!
a dumb ass kickn avatar
and that shiny shiny
shiny black car

And to those divas I’ve been diss’n
just don’t know what the’ve been missin
in their cups I have been pissn
as they accept their award
but at the after party humping
while their plastic beats are pumping
its your mother I’ll be stumpn
I’m so glad she came along

come on
watch it!
hey Oprah pick up the phone
Ive been cruisn all the chat shows
I cant do this on my own
I shared some booze with old Jay Leno
and a staffer with the Dave
I stole a porche off an Ellen
but I couldn’t stand her rave.

I booked my place on Springer
but he didn’t understand
That I wouldn’t wear a diaper
and fire just up when he planned
I blew some coke with Whoppi
cried with Dr Phil like wookie
gave old Ricci choc-chip cookie
I just love this TV land

in my shiny black car
red carpet please
its a pimped up black and chrome
dumb ass kickn avatar
and that shiny shiny
shiny black car

My shiny shiny shiny
black car
My shiny shiny shiny
black car
Red carpet please
for my shiny black car
its a pimped up black and chrome
dumb arse kickn avatar

Scomber 2009